That is really bad.
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
"Hang me, oh, hang me; I’ll be dead and gone…"
You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—
so I was trying to take a selfie in class and my friend wanted to be in it so he leaned back his chair but then he started falling and
STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS